When I was in 3rd grade I actually charged people $5 for “cool lessons” that were basically just things I learned on spongebob & I told everyone that saying “coral” was cool
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
fuck tall people
have fun bumping ya head into table corners while im able to reach overhead kitchen cabinets
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question